Monday, October 16, 2017

10/15: The City with the Unpronounceable Name


Once again the party began the session in the same room they have been in since June. Posthumous Pete finally got off the improvised operating table holding her old eye in her hand. And the party decided to venture downstairs.

A place to put your keys

There they found an unused impractical tea room/antechamber, with a chandelier made out of human bones and brass. The chandelier lit the room from these bluish glass orbs that could have been gas lamps but may have been magical. Adrienne’s unnamed cleric was much more interested in the cabinet (described as “I don’t know like a thing you find in the hallway that you put your keys on with some drawers.”).

Her Cleric went to investigate the cabinet and promptly had her/his(?) throat ripped out by the chandelier-cum-brass-skeleton-golem-construct thing. The creature was still attached to the ceiling by some sort of cable.

The party went back upstairs.

Donald Drumpf took the lead. There was bickering.

Finally the part ascended the staircase back into the hall of monstrosities and began to survey grotesque fantasy bodyworks exhibit. The sound of footsteps sent the party into a corner to observe having thrown their torch to hopefully distract whatever was approaching. It was another gross golem made of flesh and brass; this one had an oversized exposed brain. The party ran in the dark pawing their way to the hallway

They lit up another torch farther down the hall. In front of them... another construct this one had an empty brain pan and something resembling a large intestine or umbilical chord leading into the mouth of what looked like a degenerate, scrambling deftly on all fours.

After a brief melee, the party escaped. The party sustained some injuries but everyone remaining was still alive. Moving quickly now not taking the time to map, the party rushed through some more rooms and then Donald Drumpf began mapping again.

Exploring further, the party turned some zombies and made their way back to the library. Donald decides to demand a library card of the librarian. The librarian promptly decapitates him. He was the one making the map. The map is on his corpse.

The Barbarian queen took up mapping and the party turned around and hurried up out of the dungeon to the inn for a drink and a rest.

The only map the party has left

Edit* The party has a second map.

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