The Kobold King

"I'm like a kobold but with four hit dice"

The kobold king wears a crown. That is how you know he is the kobold king.

Every kobold is female around the kobold king and can lay eggs (It's like The Left Hand of Darkness, but with kobolds). The kobold king's favorite activity is to fertilize eggs. He wants for them to come out and then he moves on them like a fish, rubbing against them and fertilizing them.

Three days later baby kobolds come out.

Two days after that the babies are adults.

The kobold king just loves to reproduce.  Are you an adventurer? He wants your eggs. You better come up with something or he will attack you. He does not care if you are a 'man'; he is convinced hat you can lay eggs if you are in his presence.

The kobold king will fertilize any other eggs he can find, chicken eggs, fish eggs, lizard man eggs, owl bear eggs, whatever. Sometimes it even works.

After the kobold king is killed the next who finds a funny hat to wear becomes the next kobold king.

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