New Magic Item: Tergwyn Temmurbund's Translocatory Trousers

The sages think that Tergwyn Temmurbund was probably a pervert. He is hopefully long dead and only remembered an odd pair of pants that records trace back to him.

The pants must have been nondescript for there is no description of them, only this brief anecdote:

The wizard Temmerbund had not been seen for many years until one day he appeared before the baron of Witherhelm in his court. The baron had little choice but to grant an audience to the foul and eccentric wizard. The wizard did smell foul it is recorded and spoke little sense. The court grew nervous and confused at the Temmurbund's erratic behavior and disheveled appearance. He then spoke some gibberish words and began laughing before disappearing. Long after he had gone his smell lingered. The baron could not escape it and he could not figure out why. He began to feel something wet and discomfiting around his buttocks. He looked down and realized that instead of his own legging he was wearing Temmurbund's trousers and Temmurbund had soiled himself vigorously before switching pants.

Yup.

I was looking through some old notebooks and came across this magic item I never used. The notebook just say, "Magic pants that let you switch pants with anyone without them noticing when triggered by activation word regardless of intent." I decided to illustrate how they work by writing a story about a wizard that shit his pants.